there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
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i dont like white people on facebook
they try too hard to be cute
its never cute.


I bet you all already think of someone who you wish you could give this book to
If by “someone” you mean “every single person on earth,” then yes, you win the wager.
aka the anthology of all of my papers and essays ever written ever. oh what, you love the 1940’s and wish you could have lived during it? Try telling that to Poland.
Yeah, I’d like to hear.
Everyone needs to stick their nose deep into this book.
THIS
“omg I love your 50s dress! I wish I lived in the 50s!”
No. Just. no.
holy shit i wanna read this
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THIS is why I love Philip.
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I may have just died of laughing too much
this is literally how I sing Disney songs sometimes hahaha
…how do you watch a Disney movie without doing this?
THIS GUY. MY FAVORITE.
emphasis mine, because seriously, how?
perfect facial expressions
#they rival the facial expressions of my roommate
dude
that’s me too dude
These guys are cool.
God, he still makes me cackle
Just saying
This isn’t just with Disney things
Ask Jack and Emma. I do this to all shows and music.
and I get WORSE if we’re in public. I’ll make even more dramatic faces while listening to music on the bus. Emma got up and moved seats so she wasn’t associated with me one time because I was being such a nut.
I love it.
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hitler isn’t interested in bitches
i have never seen someone look so angry about touching a boob
he’s also wearing a glove while touching said boob.
i cannot stop laughing omfg
hilter u ok
Laughed way hard. Hitler touching a boob while looking angry and wearing a glovei cant handle this omg
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